CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU! HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!!!!!!

…Or, know you can dream about it.

At least don’t be like that other guy: “The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.” (pfft) Wuss.

….For those of you who don’t get the joke, ask somebody, because I’m not going to explain it. You should have already seen this movie by now.

Anyhoo, Happy Barbarian Day! (if that’s not a thing, it should be.)